Archive - The Goldberg Variations

Sir, Another Pedophilia Scandal Has Hit Kiwi Farms

The internet's #1 projection center never disappoints

Jul 6 •

Joshua Goldberg

April 2025

Why Do Wealthy Elites Push Divisive Identity Politics?

So that they can then sell us the so-called "solution" of voting right-wing, of course

Apr 12 •

Joshua Goldberg

The Fall of Ovarit: A Classic Case Study in Becoming the Thing You Hate

Why the internet's most infamous "radical feminist" echo chamber turned into a pro-Trump circlejerk before shutting down

Apr 3 •

Joshua Goldberg

January 2025

Antioch: The First Foodist Mass Shooting?

Was the teenage shooter at Antioch High School groomed into carrying out his actions by Discord users who "ironically" spam child porn and gore and…

Jan 24 •

Joshua Goldberg

When Did Trolling Become Inextricably Linked With Pedophilia?

Discord has created a vast online subculture of "ironic" pedophiles, sadists, and degenerates - and, most disturbingly, the majority of them are…

Jan 6 •

Joshua Goldberg

December 2024

No, Prison Did Not Turn Me Into a Racist

...But it did turn me into even more of a misanthrope

Dec 12, 2024 •

Joshua Goldberg

October 2024

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