Sir, Another Pedophilia Scandal Has Hit Kiwi Farms

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Anyone who reads my articles (yes, all five of you) is undoubtedly familiar with Kiwi Farms, the infamous doxing and gangstalking forum run by a spastic pedophile from his mother’s basement who has dedicated his life to stalking trannies on the internet (and effectively ruined his life as a result). Previously, Kiwi Farms owner Joshua Conner “Null” Moon had made quite a name for himself as a creepy, rapey, misogynistic weirdo on the forum for children’s game Blockland, where there is a 121-page thread dedicated to chronicling his sordid misadventures on the site (I could go into detail about all of Jersh’s turpitude, but that would take up multiple articles). If you’re not familiar with Kiwi Farms and its owner Null, here’s a lengthy post from Soyjak Blog (the forum that I now own) hitting the nail on the head in describing him and his rapidly dwindling clique of moronic myrmidons:

Like the site’s owner, the average Kiwi Farms user is a profoundly unintelligent chudcel /pol/ reject, obsessed with "degeneracy" because he is a massive degenerate himself, who constantly tries to make himself feel superior to internet autists despite the fact that he is a far bigger and more autistic loser than any of the so-called lolcows that he singles out with TL;DR walls of impotent vitriol. In recent years, site owner Null has pathetically tried to attract more femcels to his site (indubitably because he knows that it’s the only way that he’ll ever get a girlfriend), but, despite his best efforts, Kiwi Farms remains populated almost entirely by foaming-at-the-mouth alt-right neckbeard neanderthals spewing guttural invective at “niggers”, “kikes”, “faggots”, and all of the other demographics of people who they want to blame for their own colossal failure to amount to anything in life.

Of course, any site filled with far-right chuds is inevitably going to be filled with degenerate perverts. If someone is on the far-right, there’s about a 100% chance that they are a degenerate pervert of some kind. This is just one of the many, many things that far-right chuds have in common with the troons that they claim to hate so much. Kiwi Farms is a glistening example of this in action. Much like the average Kiwi Farms user is a far bigger lolcow than most of the lolcows that they obsessively a-log, the average Kiwi Farms user is also a much more depraved sexual deviant than even the average autogynephile tranny (which is REALLY saying something).

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Aside from the owner of Kiwi Farms itself - Joshua Connor “Null” Moon, the vile cretin who jerked it to “neko shota” and genuine infant hurtcore and who even tried to lure a 14-year-old girl into his house, where he attempted to SWAT her parents and have them arrested so that he could have her for himself - and his off-the-charts levels of hypocrisy and psychological projection…

…Kiwi Farms has been hit by numerous other scandals revealing its users (and its staff) to be degenerate gooners (and massive hypocrites) on the same level as the Catholic priests who rape altar boys while simultaneously condemning homosexuality and drinking the AIDS-infected blood of Christ. Let’s start with the latest one: Kiwi Farms staff member Useful_Mistake has been exposed as a pedophile who is part of the lolicon fandom, i.e. profligate coomers who crank their hog to pornographic anime drawings of little girls.

After he was outed for having a YouTube channel (under the same username as his Kiwi Farms account) where he made fan videos about a lolicon VTuber, a thread was created on the site where users could debate him on the ethics of liking lolicon - a thread which, of course, was later deleted because it made the site look bad (which is the equivalent of saying that something makes Jeffrey Epstein look bad).

Eventually, the drama moved to another thread, where Useful_Mistake began deleting posts and coming to the defense of anliteralidiot, another Kiwi Farms user who is big into lolicon:

One of the posts that Useful_Mistake deleted from the thread:

Kiwi Farms is now, as usual, tearing itself apart over this latest shitshow, while their enemies - such as the splinter site Onionfarms - laugh at them with buckets of popcorn.

Well-said, TheCIAGlowsInTheDark.

Is this the first time (or the second time) that a Kiwi Farms staff member has been outed as a pedophile? No, of course not. Last year, Kiwi Farms moderator Higgs Bonbon was outed as a pedophile. This was discovered because he had linked to himself gloating in random YouTube comment sections, which then lead to people searching his name - Higgs Bonbon - and finding all of his other accounts. This included his Steam account, where it could be seen that his old username was Pedononymous. Oh, but it got better. This veteran Kiwi staff member had made posts on the /soc/ boards on both 4chan and 8chan where he attempted to find cute little boys to be his personal ass slaves:

Under his “pedonymous” username, he made pro-pedophilia comments like this:

Using the same handle that he jannied Kiwi Troons with, he described himself as a “devout lolicon”:

He also maintained an account on pedophile lolicon site baraag.net, and his GitHub account showed him giving stars to things like this.

Not long afterwards, another Kiwi Farms power user was unmasked as a pedophile. Less than a month later, proud Kiwi Farms user Qriist fucked up a legal request and was revealed to be an insane, homeless pedophile retard who had actually requested a pardon from President Trump for possessing child porn. For context, Kiwi Troons had attempted to petition for live court proceedings for the hearings of Nick Rekieta, a once-respected cokehead lawyer lolcow who had recently had his children taken away. Rekieta fought against this, specifically citing that the very first person who petitioned the Minnesota courts and represented himself as a "volunteer member of the Kiwi Farms reporting forum" was a convicted sex offender:

Naturally, Rekieta took every possible opportunity to publicly rub it in their faces:

Jason “Qriist” Close - who was convicted of possessing child pornography, but found not guilty for sexually assaulting an 8-year-old girl - had been a Kiwi Farms member since 2019, and had his own thread on the forum dedicated entirely to his bizarre antics. YouTuber Shoe0nHead had called him out back in 2019, after he attempted to break into Tim Pool's house, stating that he is "a convicted pedophile/child rapist... trying to get close with other youtubers now & the man obviously has issues with parasocial relationships so be warned.”

Here is Tim Pool himself discussing this incident:

Basically, to summarize the Tim Pool incident: Kiwi Farms’s finest, Jason “Qriist” Close, showed up to Pool’s house around 4:30 A.M. and tried to break in. Tim wakes up and calls the cops after spending a few minutes fiddling with the lights. The cops tell him that they have someone else on dispatch and that they caught the guy. The cops then come to Pool, tell him to get a gun, and that the guy said that he was a fan of Pool’s. The guy also came from another state and crossed a non-pedestrian bridge. Apparently, Pool has footage that is too dark, but the audio is clear. A couple of hours later, the guy comes back and tries to break in again. As the guy tries to break in again, Pool happens to be recording a video about the first break-in attempt. Tim Pool, of course, phrases this along the lines of “I don’t believe this at all”, but, evidently, it’s exactly what happened, as confirmed by Qriist himself.

Qriist apparently was homeless for some time and had been writing pardon requests to everyone up to Donald J. Trump and the Supreme Court to contest his arrest for possession of child pornography, claiming that said CP was all maliciously planted by an ex-girlfriend. Here are those letters. And here is a sample:

Dear Mr. President Trump,

10 July 2019

Inside the protected zone there is an unwell man aggressively seeking a prostitute. I

report him to the Secret Service. I am positively identified by the officers as the complainant and

my oral statement is given.

25 June 2019

I personally stop an assault and theft in the intersection of 18th St NW and Pennsylvania

Ave NW. I trail the suspect to the protected area between the Executive Offices, enabling Secret

Service to ID and apprehend him. My sworn statement is on file.

16 June 2019

I nonviolently de-escalate a domestic dispute. The encounter ends in the McDonald's at

1235 New York Ave NW, and will be clearly visible on the security camera footage.

4 June 2019

I arrive in Washington, DC. I am homeless and unemployed. I take up nightly residence

on a bench in the SW quadrant of Lafayette Square. Many of the Secret Service officers come

to know me.

9 December 2014

I am convicted in a general court martial

and imprisoned for a crime I did not commit, a crime I reported, a crime I took great pains to

rectify.

Mr. President Trump, I request an audience to discuss pardon. The technical and

constitutional violations of the case are mind-boggling - but are not the most important aspect,

which is:

I am innocent.

I am excommunicated from society; yet still I help; yet still I protect; yet still I soldier.

This verifiable timeline shows the strength of my principle, the unbreakable foundation of

my moral character. It commands attention.

Please help this wounded soldier.

Respectfully,

---Jason Close

402-913-0323

Qriist@gmail.com

Keep in mind that this is a power user on a forum dedicated to stalking and harassing so-called lolcows and “degenerates”. Only a few months prior to the Qriist affair, another Kiwi Farms power user - Catler - had departed the forum after it was revealed that he had been part of Boykisser grooming circles with many other Kiwi Farms users who had maintained an entire clique of gay furry femboy pedophile scat and diaper fetishist erotic roleplayers on the far-right, “anti-degeneracy” site. Here are just a few of the many, many screenshots that were leaked:

As is typical on the internet’s #1 projection center, ringleader Catler had previously expressed homophobic views in a transparent effort to conceal his own homosexuality:

And who could forget, in that same year, the infamous “#coomerleaks” on the forum, where the site’s pearl-clutching bastions of puritanical morality were - shocker - revealed to be concupiscent coomers engaging in some pretty twisted erotic roleplay with each other in DM chains? Some choice highlights from those leaks:

As if that wasn’t enough, 2024 also gave us “#BPGoonerGate”, another leak of smutty DM chains between Kiwi Farms users, this one filled with femcels fantasizing about rape and sexual abuse (and one femcel on the site revealed to have actually drug raped another woman). Three of the users (one called “Pissmaster” even met up in real life for threesome sex. Again, I’ll only give you a few select highlights (the rest can be found in the linked thread):

While I (unlike Kiwi Farms users) really couldn’t care less what consenting adults do behind closed doors (although, again, at least one of the users in the femcel ERP chats on Kiwi Farms was a confirmed rapist), what makes chats like these particularly funny is the site on which they were posted. Kiwi Farms, on the surface, is all about castigating people for being weird, different, eccentric, “perverted”, “degenerate”, or anything else that doesn’t conform to rigidly puritanical neo-Nazi values. Yet the site’s userbase is merely engaging in IMAX levels of projection in this regard, attempting to cover their own sexual deviancy by hypocritically bashing others for it.

Some of you in the comments will undoubtedly point out that there is a Kiwi Farms thread about me. Indeed there is. The thread about me, as usual, is filled with blatant falsehoods (including the false claim that I was the creator of the /r/PhilosophyOfRape subreddit) and faildoxes (including doxes of numerous people who have absolutely no relation to me other than sharing the same last name). The most amusing aspect of the thread, however, is them taking posts that I made on the Adult Swim Message Boards as a teenager (and preteenager) - posts which were very obviously made in jest - and using those posts as proof that I’m some scat-loving hentai gooner (despite the fact that, in the same breath, they quote posts that I made where I express being repulsed by sex):

Not even I would be autistic enough to see a post like that “How can you possibly get off without seeing…” one (on the Adult Swim shitposting forums, no less) and think that it was a serious post made in earnest. That’s a level of autism that only a Kiwi could rise to. That’s weapons-grade autism that makes mine look like merely unrefined Aspergite by comparison. I should also note how the Kiwicels conveniently left out the part where I made it explicitly clear that coprophile hentai was my “favorite” only to the extent that it was my favorite for trolling people, as, at the time, I would often use Manycam to project it into random chatrooms for cheap laughs. Not to mention, even if I did beat my meat to anime characters pooping (which, rest assured, I do not), that still would be nowhere near as bad as Kiwi Farms owner Jersh beating his meat to motherfucking Daisy’s Destruction. In fact, it wouldn’t even be in the same universe, let alone the same ballpark. Again, it’s very easy to try to paint others as degenerate perverts when one is an extremely degenerate pervert themselves. The Kiwi Farms obsession with furries, lolicon, and other “degeneracy” - with virtually any discussion on the site always inevitably turning into a discussion of those things - is comparable to how the easiest way to tell whether someone is gay is whether they constantly talk about how much they hate faygits. Or how the easiest way to tell whether someone on the internet has autism is whether they constantly talk about how much they hate autistic people (see: Kiwi Farms). People who aren’t degenerates generally don’t spend every single waking moment desperately trying to prove how completely not-degenerate they are by obsessively policing “degeneracy” on the internet, just like people who aren’t gay or autistic generally aren’t concerned with making sure that everyone knows how much they totally hate gay and/or autistic people.

The neo-Nazi retard with a swastika profile picture who posted all of the old phonebook records of people who aren’t even related to me also unironically cites Wikipedia as proof that I’m Jewish:

…despite it having already been well-established that I’m only half-Jewish on my father’s side (Judaism is matrilineal) and an atheist. But, obviously, that doesn’t quite mesh with the worldview of the conspiratorial alt-right troglodytes who comprise Kiwi Farms’s core userbase. It’s much easier for them to believe that I’m part of the worldwide Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white Aryan race by forcing innocent white men like Jersh to watch child porn.

Pictured: The expected Kiwi Farms response to this article.

One will, of course, also find plenty of Kiwi Farms users desperately attempting to paint me as a pedophile because of my staunch First Amendment absolutist views (never mind the fact that, while poltroon Kiwicuck losers are autistically archiving every single insignificant thing that pedophiles say online, I’m actually shutting down those pedophiles and sending the feds to their doorsteps). Kiwi Farms users are of such limited intellectual capacity that they can’t even process the idea that I think that lolicon is extremely bad while, at the same time, thinking that criminalizing it violates the First Amendment (which literally any First Amendment lawyer would agree with):

For the record, I also think that criminalizing Joshua Coomer Troon’s little online cesspool would violate the First Amendment, so I guess that makes me a Kiwi Farms supporter as well. But, then again, one certainly can't expect Kiwitards to have the mental faculties to process the idea that "acceptable" and "legal" are not the same things. Things like legal precedents and First Amendment principles are well beyond their extremely limited mental grasp.

I’ll end this article with a post that someone made on the gay cat website that pretty accurately summarizes my thoughts on Null and his site:

…along with an excerpt from a lengthy statement made by rDrama.net founder carpathianflorist about the userbase of his former site Ruqqus (a statement which also perfectly applies to the userbase of Kiwi Farms, hence why I echoed it earlier in this article):

Ruqqus failed - and all similar projects will continue to fail - because the userbase is spectacularly, impossible-to-satirize levels of unintelligent. They have no interests whatsoever besides anonymous, impotent rage at demographics they want to blame for their failure to amount to anything. They have no personality. They have no value as people, individually or collectively, socially or politically or economically. They have no future. Their only purpose is as a cautionary tale.

Like Skibidi Farms (which I’ve written about previously), Kiwi Farms always was and always will be a virtual septic tank for the dregs of humanity. Kiwi Farms is a putrid swamp of the internet's worst psychopaths, neo-Nazis, incels, racists, degenerates, perverts, conspiratards, and QAnon mongoloids. I will concede that there are a very small number of good Kiwi Farms users (most notably Sprate Header, who stands right alongside me as one of the biggest boogeymen for the “ironic” degeneracy crowd), but, for the most part, Kiwi Farms users are the most putrid subhuman vermin on the planet, and their opinions have as much value as their lives do: zero. It does my heart good to know that I live in their heads rent-free, just as I live rent-free in the heads of users on Skibidi Farms, the Jassy, Stormfront, and many other fevered online swamps where degenerate reprobates congregate.

EDIT: This article would not be complete without also mentioning schizophrenic child molester, zoosadist, and veteran Kiwi Farms power user Tommy Tutor. Here’s how Onionfarms accurately describes him:

Tom Wasserberg is an ancient faggot and formerly homeless busker from Chicago, now living in a roach infested hovel in Tuscon, AZ. He pretends to be a transgendered, lesbian woman in order to avoid criticism for his abhorrent behavior on and offline. By his own admission, he is an unrepentant child molester, has sexually and physically abused dogs, and regularly eats garbage from local area dumpsters in 117 degree heat. He has been shot at least once in the spleen for trespassing while dumpster diving for HoHo's. When not crying to his mental health handlers about the government, he spends most of his time begging for cash in the street, smoking weed, scamming people out of their money by selling low-quality rock jewelry and shitposting on the Internet.

Tom is an exceptionally disgusting mixed breed of Horrorcow and Skitzocow, specifically for one reason only. He's not sorry for anything he's done. No matter how insane the reasoning, no matter how vile the act, Tom has always had a warped justification for what he's done. There is no middle ground with Tom. If you are not with him, you are actively against him. Anything that doesn't fit his narrative is an obvious lie perpetrated by a cult of individuals who stalk him around the Web who simultaneously work for the United States Government, FBI, DEA, NSA, CIA, and numerous international drug cartels. Unsurprisingly, much like all other elderly homeless people who suffer with dementia, he will frequently turn to these same authorities for assistance whom he believes is also stalking him. Some of the following events you are about to read are disturbing, but make no mistake, they are all documented and true.

Tommy Tutor has openly admitting to molesting children IN POSTS ON KIWI FARMS, yet he was always allowed to remain on the site. That alone should tell you pretty much everything that you need to know about Kiwi Farms.