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Musings of a weird autist who was once the most prolific internet troll in history and is now an ex-con still as deliberately iconoclastic and contrarian as ever.

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Formerly the most prolific internet troll in history. Now an ex-con still making fun of normies. Still as deliberately iconoclastic and contrarian as I always was.